Posted 3 weeks ago
“I’ve always wanted an online feature in Sly where you could go around a VERY expanded Paris as one of the five main characters (Sly, Bentley, Murray, Carmelita and Dimitri) and to be able to enter some buildings (The Nightclub, The Police station, etc). You could also dance at the nightclub or swim around with Dimitri and other cool game mechanics. Not bad, right?”
Confessed by: ask-thaddeus-winslow-cooper-iii

I’ve always wanted an online feature in Sly where you could go around a VERY expanded Paris as one of the five main characters (Sly, Bentley, Murray, Carmelita and Dimitri) and to be able to enter some buildings (The Nightclub, The Police station, etc). You could also dance at the nightclub or swim around with Dimitri and other cool game mechanics. Not bad, right?”

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Posted 3 weeks ago
"I’m sorry, but I hate the way that Murray sprints in Sly 4. It’s too jiggly and ridiculous."
Confessed by: sly-fcking-cooper

"I’m sorry, but I hate the way that Murray sprints in Sly 4. It’s too jiggly and ridiculous."

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Posted 4 weeks ago
"I think there aren’t enough Sly AMV’s on Youtube!"
Confessed by: Anonymous
(A fun fact about me is that I used to make AMVs when I was in my weeaboo stage, like seven or eight years ago. I mostly made Jak and Daxter ones, but I made ONE Sly and Carmelita ship video. It was terrible. ~Mod)

"I think there aren’t enough Sly AMV’s on Youtube!"

Confessed by: Anonymous

(A fun fact about me is that I used to make AMVs when I was in my weeaboo stage, like seven or eight years ago. I mostly made Jak and Daxter ones, but I made ONE Sly and Carmelita ship video. It was terrible. ~Mod)

Posted 4 weeks ago

I’d like to think that the gang have really cute birthdays celebrated together with cake (stolen from a cake designer) and presents. But it’s probably not the case for Sly, whose parents died the same day.”

Confessed by: Anonymous

(If I know Sly and the gang, they probably do have a really kickin’ birthday party for him, and for the whole day they laugh and goof off and have a good time, but then that night when Sly is alone in bed, he cries himself to sleep while clutching the Thievious Raccoonus. ~Mod)

Posted 1 month ago
"I’m so scared that they won’t do Sly Cooper justice with the film. If they ruin the sacred characters, I think I’ll kill a bitch. And the fact that Kevin Miller isn’t currently voicing Sly breaks my heart thinking about it."
Confessed by: sly-fcking-cooper
(I feel this post on a spiritual level. ~Mod)

"I’m so scared that they won’t do Sly Cooper justice with the film. If they ruin the sacred characters, I think I’ll kill a bitch. And the fact that Kevin Miller isn’t currently voicing Sly breaks my heart thinking about it."

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(I feel this post on a spiritual level. ~Mod)

Posted 1 month ago

"What I want in the next Sly game (if Thaddeus is in the game), is a reference to Sherlock Holmes!"

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Posted 1 month ago
"I hope in the next game, the villains will be more ‘serious’, like El Jefe, Contessa, Neyla, or Dimitri. I don’t really like villains like The Grizz or Miss Decibel. They feel too childish, even for a Sly Cooper game."
Confessed by: Anonymous

"I hope in the next game, the villains will be more ‘serious’, like El Jefe, Contessa, Neyla, or Dimitri. I don’t really like villains like The Grizz or Miss Decibel. They feel too childish, even for a Sly Cooper game."

Confessed by: Anonymous

Posted 1 month ago
"I’ve always wondered what Sly would look like in pants, now I know from the trailer. So excited for 2016!"
Confessed by: Anonymous
(I will say, though I’m not upset over the fact that he now wears pants, I am upset over all of the “no pants” jokes that will be lost in this movie. :( ~Mod)

"I’ve always wondered what Sly would look like in pants, now I know from the trailer. So excited for 2016!"

Confessed by: Anonymous

(I will say, though I’m not upset over the fact that he now wears pants, I am upset over all of the “no pants” jokes that will be lost in this movie. :( ~Mod)

Posted 1 month ago

So help me God I will not let this blog die.

Posted 1 month ago
“I’ve never understood the obsession the fandom seems to have over seeing Sly’s dad. To me, the point of his entire character is that all information is second hand. A mystery man.”
Confessed by: erimies

I’ve never understood the obsession the fandom seems to have over seeing Sly’s dad. To me, the point of his entire character is that all information is second hand. A mystery man.”

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Posted 3 months ago

helladutchess:

Since when was this

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More attractive then this

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(Source: hellaspookyking)

Posted 4 months ago

"I really wish they would have kept up with the comics in between the games."

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(SAME. ~Mod)

Posted 4 months ago
“I never completed the first Clockwerk fight in Sly 1. I got sick of the ‘drive in’ part of the ‘Cold Heart of Hate’ episode and just gave up and moved onto Sly 2.”
Confessed by: Anonymous
(Totally unrelated, who else thought it was really badass for children’s game to have this as an episode title? ~Mod)

I never completed the first Clockwerk fight in Sly 1. I got sick of the ‘drive in’ part of the ‘Cold Heart of Hate’ episode and just gave up and moved onto Sly 2.”

Confessed by: Anonymous

(Totally unrelated, who else thought it was really badass for children’s game to have this as an episode title? ~Mod)

Posted 4 months ago
"I quote Sly Cooper on a regular basis. People just don’t get it. I wish the Sly series was more popular, but at the same time I’m glad we have this small fandom. When the film comes out, I fear it’ll expand too much."
Confessed by: sly-fcking-cooper
(What I worry about is the film misrepresenting what Sly is about, therefore giving potential new fans a lot of misinformation about the series. Hopefully the movie represent the series well enough that people who liked it will go out and buy the games. ~Mod)

"I quote Sly Cooper on a regular basis. People just don’t get it. I wish the Sly series was more popular, but at the same time I’m glad we have this small fandom. When the film comes out, I fear it’ll expand too much."

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(What I worry about is the film misrepresenting what Sly is about, therefore giving potential new fans a lot of misinformation about the series. Hopefully the movie represent the series well enough that people who liked it will go out and buy the games. ~Mod)

Posted 4 months ago

"What I hope for is a Sly 6 in which the villain would be Le Paradox and Penelope going back in time to retrieve Arpeggio before his death and use him in the present day to rebuild Clockwerk for evil plans (as if he is the only capable of rebuilding him). Their Hideout could be an improved Paradox Blimp. Just imagine: Le Paradox’s army of rat troopers, Arpeggio and Penelope’s great minds and well, you know, Clockwerk."

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