Posted 1 month ago

xstage:

millymeter:

bionichute:

two things better happen in sly 5

  1. playable dimitri
  2. clockwerk

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3. SLY’S DAD

Posted 1 month ago
“I used to kiss the TV when Sly came on screen. I still do. And I’m in college.”
Confessed by: dollarstorejuliet
(Sounds about right. ~Mod)

I used to kiss the TV when Sly came on screen. I still do. And I’m in college.”

Confessed by: dollarstorejuliet

(Sounds about right. ~Mod)

Posted 1 month ago
"Since I first started playing the Sly games, I’ve always wanted to take pictures with the Binocucom in free roam and be able to save them."
Confessed by: ask-thaddeus-winslow-cooper-iii
(HNNG YES. ~Mod)

"Since I first started playing the Sly games, I’ve always wanted to take pictures with the Binocucom in free roam and be able to save them."

Confessed by: ask-thaddeus-winslow-cooper-iii

(HNNG YES. ~Mod)

Posted 1 month ago
“You don’t know how many times I tried in Sly 2 to kill those pigeons found in Cairo and Prague…”
Confessed by: Anonymous

You don’t know how many times I tried in Sly 2 to kill those pigeons found in Cairo and Prague…”

Confessed by: Anonymous

Posted 1 month ago
“The only feasible explanation, in my mind, for a raccoon, a turtle, and a hippo all not being able to swim is because they were raised in an orphanage and never taught how to swim by their biological parents. Mind you, it’s not a very good explanation, but it’s the only way it can makes sense.”
Confessed by: mad42hatter
(I did not need some Sly feels today. ~Mod)

The only feasible explanation, in my mind, for a raccoon, a turtle, and a hippo all not being able to swim is because they were raised in an orphanage and never taught how to swim by their biological parents. Mind you, it’s not a very good explanation, but it’s the only way it can makes sense.”

Confessed by: mad42hatter

(I did not need some Sly feels today. ~Mod)

Posted 1 month ago
“In “Murray’s Mailbox” Murray states they don’t make pants of his size; but what about the Panda King?! He wears at least pants twice as big as Murray’s belly. Unless the pants were made like to show his royality back in the avalanche days. But again, he was born poor…. Man this is confusing…”
Confessed by: Anonymous

In “Murray’s Mailbox” Murray states they don’t make pants of his size; but what about the Panda King?! He wears at least pants twice as big as Murray’s belly. Unless the pants were made like to show his royality back in the avalanche days. But again, he was born poor…. Man this is confusing…”

Confessed by: Anonymous

Posted 2 months ago

ringtails:

"Tighter than…well, tighter than something."

"Your database security? Murray’s pants?

MURRAY DOESN’T WEAR PANTS

Posted 2 months ago

"Imagine if the fur on Sly’s legs are just pants. This would explain why he’s missing his…You get the point…"

Confessed by: Anonymous

(A great topic for our 650th confession. If his you-get-the-point functions the same as a real life raccoon’s you-get-the-point, that means that it’s in a sheath. So, whether that’s fur or pants, it’s usually hidden from view.

The more you know, about raccoon penises. ~Mod)

Posted 2 months ago
“I never understood why none of the characters in sly cooper could never swim. It bothers me.”
Confessed by: Anonymous

I never understood why none of the characters in sly cooper could never swim. It bothers me.”

Confessed by: Anonymous

Posted 2 months ago
“Ever since someone made the comment about Murray being gay, I can help but notice it in his character now, and it makes me like his character a whole lot more. :)”
Confessed: Anonymous

Ever since someone made the comment about Murray being gay, I can help but notice it in his character now, and it makes me like his character a whole lot more. :)”

Confessed: Anonymous

Posted 2 months ago
“Ok, so does anyone know how in Playstation All-Stars Battle Royale when Sly goes in deep water he goes in a TNT barrel and paddles with his cane? I had this dream about Sly 5 where there was this mission for Sly where you had to go down a river (sort of like the Wild West-level river) with the barrel and paddle with Sly’s cane, but it was not 2D like in PSABR. It was most likely a mix of all kind of games, but man, IT WAS AWESOME!!!”
Confessed by: ask-thaddeus-winslow-cooper-iii

Ok, so does anyone know how in Playstation All-Stars Battle Royale when Sly goes in deep water he goes in a TNT barrel and paddles with his cane? I had this dream about Sly 5 where there was this mission for Sly where you had to go down a river (sort of like the Wild West-level river) with the barrel and paddle with Sly’s cane, but it was not 2D like in PSABR. It was most likely a mix of all kind of games, but man, IT WAS AWESOME!!!”

Confessed by: ask-thaddeus-winslow-cooper-iii

Posted 2 months ago
  1. Recite a poem.
  2. Read the first page to one of your favorite books.
  3. Read the little blurb on the back of your shampoo bottle.
  4. Do a tongue-twister.
  5. Say something in a different language. 
  6. Share an anecdote.
  7. Do the rains in Spain stay mainly on the plains?
  8. Summarize the last film/TV episode you watched.
  9. Let us hear your ringtone and text message sound.
  10. Tell a joke. 
  11. What did you have to eat today? 
  12. Talk about something that really scares you.
  13. Talk about something that makes you happy.
  14. What is your favorite word?
  15. What is your least favorite word?
  16. What turns you on?
  17. What turns you off?
  18. What sound or noise do you love?
  19. What sound or noise do you hate?
  20. What is your favorite curse word?
  21. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
  22. What profession would you not like to do?
  23. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
  24. If you’re brave enough, sing us a little song.

In honour of our 650th confession that just got queued, I’ll give my lovely followers the chance to ask me any of these things. (send it in the form of fanmail.)

(Source: geekykristie)

Posted 2 months ago

"I hope that when Sly 5 comes, Carmelita is the main playable character, and that the whole purpose of the game is the gang trying to get Sly back from Penelope. Or something in that general area."

Confessed by: zigzagzoon

(I’m all for more Carmelita, but that would mean Sly is unplayable for most if not all of the game. And that’s no good. ~Mod)

Posted 2 months ago
"I read a lot on Youtube that people thought the whole time traveling storyline in Sly 4 was very cliche and that Le Paradox was no different from Clockwork. In other words, it was not an original villain/motive. As long as the story and the villain are done well, I don’t think it matters. I enjoyed the hell out of Sly 4 and thought that both were done very well."
Confessed by: kellbellsparkles

"I read a lot on Youtube that people thought the whole time traveling storyline in Sly 4 was very cliche and that Le Paradox was no different from Clockwork. In other words, it was not an original villain/motive. As long as the story and the villain are done well, I don’t think it matters. I enjoyed the hell out of Sly 4 and thought that both were done very well."

Confessed by: kellbellsparkles

Posted 2 months ago
Please know, the cast of the Sly Cooper movie has not been finalized. Though we are fans of Kevin Miller’s work, as well as all those who were part of the great Sly Cooper games, we cannot comment on who will be in the film at this time. We greatly appreciate everyone’s comments and support for Sly Cooper, and will make sure to keep this all in mind as we enter production.

Official Sly Cooper Movie Facebook Page

Thanks for staying with us! We may have hope after all for Kevin to still appear in the film :)

Merciful God.