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Posted 3 days ago
“Sly and Slytunkhamen being the same honestly baffles my mind. How would all of that work? I just don’t get it.” Confessed by: Anonymous (Not to mention that Bob punches a big hole in that theory…Sly couldn’t have started the Cooper line as Slytunkhamen, if Bob had already started it thousands of years earlier. The only explanation I can see is that Sly might find his ancestor(s) living at the time he was sent back to, and simply joined them, donning the name Slytunkhamen. Maybe. I’m confused. ~Mod)

“Sly and Slytunkhamen being the same honestly baffles my mind. How would all of that work? I just don’t get it.”

Confessed by: Anonymous

(Not to mention that Bob punches a big hole in that theory…Sly couldn’t have started the Cooper line as Slytunkhamen, if Bob had already started it thousands of years earlier. The only explanation I can see is that Sly might find his ancestor(s) living at the time he was sent back to, and simply joined them, donning the name Slytunkhamen. Maybe. I’m confused. ~Mod)

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Posted 3 days ago
“I love the idea of Rioichi Cooper being Henriette ‘One-Eyed’ Cooper’s father. I mean, an awesome Ninja being the father of an awesome Pirate! I hope it’s cannon.” Confessed by: pendulumwing (Welp, we know one thing for sure! They are related. ~Mod) Zoom

“I love the idea of Rioichi Cooper being Henriette ‘One-Eyed’ Cooper’s father. I mean, an awesome Ninja being the father of an awesome Pirate! I hope it’s cannon.”

Confessed by: pendulumwing

(Welp, we know one thing for sure!

They are related. ~Mod)

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Posted 4 days ago
“R1-Left-Right-R1-Left-Down= The cheat to get into A Starry Eyed Encounter. I’ve had that code memorized ever since I got obsessed with Sly 2. That’s my favorite episode, and I would play through The Black Chateau hundreds of times just to get to it. Then I discovered the cheat code, so I wouldn’t have to. :D” Confessed by: chanceame (I HAD NO IDEA THERE WERE CODES FOR THAT! D: The only code I remember is R1, R1, Right, Down, Down, Right, which is the code to get the Toonami Plane in Episode 3 of Sly 3. WAY better than the standard plane. Sly Cooper fun fact of the day. ~Mod)

“R1-Left-Right-R1-Left-Down= The cheat to get into A Starry Eyed Encounter. I’ve had that code memorized ever since I got obsessed with Sly 2. That’s my favorite episode, and I would play through The Black Chateau hundreds of times just to get to it. Then I discovered the cheat code, so I wouldn’t have to. :D”

Confessed by: chanceame

(I HAD NO IDEA THERE WERE CODES FOR THAT! D: The only code I remember is R1, R1, Right, Down, Down, Right, which is the code to get the Toonami Plane in Episode 3 of Sly 3. WAY better than the standard plane. Sly Cooper fun fact of the day. ~Mod)

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Posted 4 days ago
“Carmelita changed too much. And I’m not only talking about her outfit. Her personality changed. She used to be a brave fighter of crime, but in Sly 4 she just whines about everything and flirts with the ancestors. Why??” Confessed by: Anonymous

“Carmelita changed too much. And I’m not only talking about her outfit. Her personality changed. She used to be a brave fighter of crime, but in Sly 4 she just whines about everything and flirts with the ancestors. Why??”

Confessed by: Anonymous

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Posted 6 days ago
“The more I thought about the Penelope twist, the more I realized that it did make some kind of sense, even though it should’ve been elaborated more on her end. And also, the more I thought about it, the more depressed it makes me. I relate a lot to Penelope and I feel as if I’m going down the same bitter path she is.” Confessed by: Anonymous

“The more I thought about the Penelope twist, the more I realized that it did make some kind of sense, even though it should’ve been elaborated more on her end. And also, the more I thought about it, the more depressed it makes me. I relate a lot to Penelope and I feel as if I’m going down the same bitter path she is.”

Confessed by: Anonymous

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Posted 1 week ago
“I didn’t actually like the first Sly game that much. The plot and characters were good, but the gameplay was awful. It made it damn near un-playable in my opinion. I’m glad they changed it so much in Sly 2 and kept it up in the rest of the games.” Confessed by: lastoneout

“I didn’t actually like the first Sly game that much. The plot and characters were good, but the gameplay was awful. It made it damn near un-playable in my opinion. I’m glad they changed it so much in Sly 2 and kept it up in the rest of the games.”

Confessed by: lastoneout

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Posted 1 week ago
“I totally ship Rioichi and Bentley and I don’t know why. Send help.” Confessed by: Anonymous (Sounds like you could use some. ~Mod)

“I totally ship Rioichi and Bentley and I don’t know why. Send help.”

Confessed by: Anonymous

(Sounds like you could use some. ~Mod)

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Posted 1 week ago

CHILDREN, THE DAY HAS ENDED

GOOD LORD, PEOPLE.

I have like, four dozen confessions in the box already!
It’s closing again. I have plenty to work with,

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Posted 1 week ago
“Despite all the hate it gets, I actually really enjoyed the Le Paradox quicktime event.” Confessed by: Anonymous (Me too! Sure, it was easy, but was it not strangely arousing and epic as hell?? ~Mod)

“Despite all the hate it gets, I actually really enjoyed the Le Paradox quicktime event.”

Confessed by: Anonymous

(Me too! Sure, it was easy, but was it not strangely arousing and epic as hell?? ~Mod)

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Posted 1 week ago
“I had pretty much guessed the “Penelope plot twist” from the start. Frankly, I feel like everyone might have taken it better if Sanzaru let us see a bit more story bits about her reasons for turning to the dark side before the “reveal”. Y’know, rather than the few blurbs we got during that level.” Confessed by: ashensteel (UUGH, AGREED. ~Mod)

“I had pretty much guessed the “Penelope plot twist” from the start. Frankly, I feel like everyone might have taken it better if Sanzaru let us see a bit more story bits about her reasons for turning to the dark side before the “reveal”. Y’know, rather than the few blurbs we got during that level.”

Confessed by: ashensteel

(UUGH, AGREED. ~Mod)

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Posted 1 week ago

30 confessions in a few hours…

Guyyyyssss…

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Posted 1 week ago

CHILDREN, THE DAY HAS COME!

The Confessions box is EMPTY! For the first time in a LONG TIME!

THE CONFESSIONS BOX IS OPEN!

GO! CONFESS AWAY!

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(But no more confessions about Carmelita’s skirt, being upset that -insert ancestor here- wasn’t in Thieves in Time, or the Penelope twist. TOO MANY.)

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Posted 1 week ago
“When Penelope’s true colours unraveled, I started crying. I’m a 16-year-old male, and there were genuine tears coming from my eyes; whimpering even. Seven years of thinking this was the cutest character in videogaming history, and then this, fuck.” Confessed by: Anonymous

“When Penelope’s true colours unraveled, I started crying. I’m a 16-year-old male, and there were genuine tears coming from my eyes; whimpering even. Seven years of thinking this was the cutest character in videogaming history, and then this, fuck.”

Confessed by: Anonymous

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Posted 1 week ago
“I’ve been dealing with depression for years, and usually a good video game would cheer me up, but with the lack of characterization and charm in modern games, I sort of lost faith in video games as a whole, until I played Sly Cooper: Thieves in Time. This is honestly the most fun I’ve had with a game in a long time. Every character in this game is so likable, even Bentley (my least favorite character). Sly Cooper helped me with my depression.” Confessed by: coonmutt

“I’ve been dealing with depression for years, and usually a good video game would cheer me up, but with the lack of characterization and charm in modern games, I sort of lost faith in video games as a whole, until I played Sly Cooper: Thieves in Time. This is honestly the most fun I’ve had with a game in a long time. Every character in this game is so likable, even Bentley (my least favorite character). Sly Cooper helped me with my depression.”

Confessed by: coonmutt

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Posted 1 week ago
*Spoiler, something or other* “Even though Penelope was the Black Knight, I still ship her with Bentley. BentleyxPenelope is still one of my OTP’s.” Confessed by: kittyjoy1

*Spoiler, something or other*

“Even though Penelope was the Black Knight, I still ship her with Bentley. BentleyxPenelope is still one of my OTP’s.”

Confessed by: kittyjoy1